Friday, October 07, 2005

50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...

1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about you ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that you can eat all you want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

43 Comments:

Blogger Jenneferre said...

jaya, this was a VERY good post. quite entertaining, and long (but not too long), and rife with many truths. i made the boy read it.

he loves to wear wife beaters in public. i personally believe it depends on the situation, and really, some situations demand such high fashion.

he also wants to know WHAT a soap opera boy acts like... don't tell him or i will be stuck wearing lingerie for the rest of my life.

he has never understood #16.

i think he's starting to learn #20 (slowly but surely)


ps. my 6 year old cousin Sasha thinks you have a 'really beautiful name'.

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A new post AND a comment from you the same day? Im so happy!

I personally think wifebeaters are hot.

Also I did not come up with this list, I should prolly make that clear. I dont want the writer of this thing to sue me or something.

My fav is #3.

And thank you Sasha! I have seen you little cousins I think and they are VERY VERY cute.

JR

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to say something like "this proves that all girls are shallow and needy" but I'm sure not ALL girls think this way.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it defintely made me laugh.

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Staci M. said...

100% with Jenneferre on the fashion.
And no it doesn't prove all girls are shallow and needy it proves not everyone settles for trash.

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if i had a boy friend i would make him look at this

4:17 PM  
Blogger Chloe said...

None of these are true about me and I'm a girl!

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Alyssa said...

Most of these are true. I liked :) I even texted it to my boyfriend (yeah it hurt)

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think another 1 shOuld be there!

"Girls h8 sex" XoxOx

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how dus a soap opera boy acts like?

10:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a lot of these are total bull, at least half of these are things I hope my guy never reads because they aren't true for me

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy shit most of this reads like highschool idiocy and cliche'd sitcom bullshit.

also double standards, non-communication stupidity, et cetera

please, stop with these gender rules

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is porn the only winner during credit crunch?


----------------
interracial sex

6:10 AM  
Anonymous Shay Ray said...

Alright, I like some of these but not many. I'm a girl and I'm not a shallow bitch like this makes girls out to be. My boyfriend doesn't follow half of this 'list' and I'm glad. I wouldn't be dating him if he did!

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This list is going to scare guys away. Being a guy myself, this just sounds so bitchy. If a guy followed every one of these things he wouldnt be a great boyfriend. He'd be a zombie you have on a leash. However, the funniest thing I find is that most of the "things girls wish guys knew" have like 50 numbered things" For the "Things guys wish girls knew" there's only like 10. As an average number for each of course.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah most of this is not true.. if i had a bf who did all this.. it would not last long at all.. not all girls are shallow, needy bitches like this one makes us out to be.. perfect is boring, flaws are interesting

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your a stupid bitch if you wanted a guy like this you better HOT!!!! as shit cause i woudlnt do some of that bull

not all girls are like that just ones like you that got fucked over tom much just get over it maby if you wants like this it woudlnt of happened and you wouldnt have to wast your time on this

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ONE MORE thing that was fucked up about the hit and quit it ill be with your bestfriend for hours.

HAHAHA he probaly doesnt care it will just make you like a slut who doesnt respect her self how sad.Also maby later on that day he would be half way thru your friends ever think about that (probably not)but that just shows how slow you are id erase this if i was you before you just get shit on more

10:41 AM  
Blogger itsmike123 said...

this is retarded. most of these r false. especially the being late one

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do believe in some of this but deffinetly not most.. My boyfriend doesn't follow all these and actually sometimes I LIKE wearing sexy outifits =] makes me feel good about myself when he says comments. and he wears wifebeaters and alot of girls LOVE those because they show off muscles. mmm. yummy! but I did think alot of this was funny.

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sounds like a list of commandments, rather than tips. Also, just as apointer; Girls, if you give us the silent treatment, that's when we start looking for a new girl.

2:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be one of the "Fat Chicks" ... they usually make this shit up because they get so caught up in TV men who are made out to be all amazing instead of getting out and meeting real men and finding out what's real.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a guy, and 30 others read this. none of us said we would date a girl that had all of these qualities. It could quite possibly be time for a personality makeover, unless you wanna date "Jersey Shore" douchers for the rest of your life.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I must say alot of this is true, but some things such as "girls will be bitchey at least once a month" and the whole calling or messaging thing is really questionable. Guys take snapping at us for 3 days then acting like nothing ever happened like rubbing salt into a fresh wound. And just because we call you DOSENT always mean we like you. Look up things guys wish girls knew and all of your probloms will be revealed and we can help you solve them.

Sincerely
the guys

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Jerry said...

To be honest all of this sounds like a list of commands and complaints, if your late, I'm gonna leave, if you are bichy once a month, screw you, and you have plenty of cloths, we aren't cash cows. If we call you, don't expect us to like you. If we would memorize this list, we would have to wear leashes. Whoever wrote this must be screwed up

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Jerry said...

To be honest all of this sounds like a list of commands and complaints, if your late, I'm gonna leave, if you are bichy once a month, screw you, and you have plenty of cloths, we aren't cash cows. If we call you, don't expect us to like you. If we would memorize this list, we would have to wear leashes. Whoever wrote this must be screwed up

3:09 PM  
Blogger CVH said...

im a guy(oh teh knows that means that i have no say in this)

ok this was most likely written by some sort of shallow sexuly repressed bitch or hardcore femmanist who thinks men=dogs. fuck this list and fuck whatever shallow narrow minded media brainwashed woman AUCTULY THINK THAT THIS IS ALL TRUTH.

I sugjest opening your eyes and coming back to reality. those shitty high school sitcoms are not real life.

1:31 PM  
Blogger CVH said...

further more this list sounds like thee writer is saying. ``im a girl I can do WHATEVER the fuck i want your a guy your a violent sensless none understanding pice of shit`` well screw that.

if you can be late then i can to

an bitch saying oh ill be with your best friend later is like saying im just using you your just a pice of shit and im a big slut. man fuck you and fuck the writer of this list``

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really, this was quite amusing. Not necessarily all true, but amusing nonetheless. Thank you for the post.
And to all those people who were like 'OMG how retarded omgomgomg'
Well... I suggest learning how to spell before insulting other people's work.

7:54 AM  
Blogger Queen said...

i loved it! hahaha. i read it aloud to my boyfriend, he thought it was hilarious.(not to worry all you radical feminists - we read a "50 things guys wish girls knew" list too.)
anyway, this is so amusing. and many of them are true. girls who say these aren't are either a)lying, or b)weird. This list is just a blunt/funny way to put it. thanks for the post.;)

4:55 PM  
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8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think these list are a crim. they inforce stereotypes and dont take in acount for pesonallity. im 20 and looken for the right girl and i feel what is needed is A(comunication: if you wanna know ask if your mad say so.doing this will end oh i wish he knew how i feel crap and the i dont know what she wants from me B.( love and understanding: if you love them you must love them enough to be there own person and they must respect your needs as much if not more than there needs likewise you must do the same C.(love is not sex, theres a big diffrence in sex and love. love is in my opinon the bonding of two souls when you love someone you cant love there body than you love them looks dont last forever but love does or at least its supost D.(loalty: if you love them please dont hurt them in that way i dont care if your a guy or a girl dont tell them you love them and stap there haet out. its crul evil and wrong there is anough suffering in the world without you helping it E.( understandig: are you perfect???? didnt think so. mastacks will be mad but dont thow away your love over them and relise you made a few too F.( forgiveness: theres no greater way to show your love than to forgive, but dont do the unforgiveable. well thats about all i have i hope all of you find love and happyness Jeremiah

12:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ps i am sorry for my typeos and spelling erros. im a bad speller thats why im not a wizerd.

me again
Jeremiah

12:50 AM  
Blogger Sarahh! said...

Omg, I agree 110% on thiss! but...one more thing~Never check out other girls when your around us!(: Overall, I love it!!(:

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Sarahh! said...

Agree!!(: One more thingg...Never check out girls when around us!!

9:51 PM  
Blogger Sarahh! said...

I love this!! So very true...but one more thing. Never check out other girls around us, NEVER!!

9:52 PM  
Anonymous :]manarchaist said...

i have to be honest..FUCK THIS! to any self-respecting man treat and train women like the vicious hormonal bitches they are fuck the media too its there fault for making girls sluts jersey shore??come on don't watch that washed up bullshit

9:49 AM  
Blogger corbin said...

This is fucking bull shit....this makes girls seem nagging assholes...me being a guy myself would NVR go by these rules

6:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think that this is partly true...my fave was the one about returning favors, going down...

9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god u must b seriously messed up... If my boyfriend followed all of these rules i wudnt evn like him anymore. Of course he doez understand some of these... Which is what makes me like him but seriously u r some messed up chick if u want some dude to follow all these rules

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the author of this list is a fucktard who eats pussy for breakfast and has cum to drink

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This bitch was probably writing this while on her period or probably just been dumped by her boyfriend.

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!! I'm a girl and I soo agree with your opinion. NO GUY IS GONNA FOLLOW THESE RULES!! this bitch was probably writing this while on her period or just been dumped by her boyfriend. She needs to chill tf out with her needy ass.

8:24 PM  

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