Bollywood might suck, but John Abraham is still hot, so all is forgiven

So the commonwealth games are on, and surprise surprise, India is hosting them next. Usually India and the poorer commonwealth countries get shafted when it comes to anything of significance, but somehow they've pulled off getting to host them. So apparently commonwealth tradition is that the hosts of the next games put on a segment in the closing ceremonies, so, for that purpose, a posse of Bollywood starlets are travelling to Australia so they can dance and lip-sync to a bunch of bad Hindi movie songs.

Most days, I realize that Bollywood is the most accessible form of Indian culture, and thats why it makes most sense to make it a Bollywood style show. But still, we have so much more to offer than curry and Bollywood and funny accents!!!